"Listen Morty, I hate to break it to you, but what people call "Street Meat" is just a chemical and bacteria infested vessel of questionable meat byproduct that compels us to take a gastronomical gamble. It hits hard, Morty, then it slowly tears you apart like Lisa, leaving your butthole a fiery mess. I did it to me. It'll do it to you too."
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